Pointless Debate #41: The Joy of Quitting: When It’s Time to Cut Your Losses and Move On

 

Actual animation in anime is overrated
Actual animation in anime is overrated

Back in January with the sole purpose of expressing just how much I did not like the first episode of Space Dandy, I thought it would be funny if I could go through the entire calendar year with that being the only show I dropped. That was a terrible idea, and as one who tends to lack perspective on most things I needed a reminder. Fortunately, Freakonomics Radio chose to re-broadcast their episode on quitting. Which reminded me of how I made this terrible mistake to begin with. I got caught up in trying to make a dumb point about a show I didn’t like.

The name of this post (minus the Pointless Debate portion obviously) was derived from an idea for a panel I had for conventions. Now, the whole idea of me standing in front of a bunch of people telling them to not watch something in the middle of a commercial event devoted to people who watch it seemed rather absurd. Also, knowing how Baka-Raptor’s attempt at stand-up comedy at the closest thing to a local convention for me went, I just couldn’t pull the trigger. So instead, you get a blog post with a sample of some things I would have hypothetically said in front of the 3 people who went to my panel so they could use a room to eat on a Sunday afternoon before the organizers pulled the plug on me for spreading propaganda.

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The Chronicles of the Head Creative Writer Part 6 (A Mahouka Tale)

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[The following was uttered by the Head Creative Writer for Mahouka. Tired of having to deal with Tatsuya’s backstage personality and his ability to assert creative control over the events of the series, he vented publicly about what was going on behind the scenes.]

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The Ballad of Post-Apocalyptic Tatsuya Part 5 (A Mahouka Tale)

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The show’s on fire and there’s no director at the wheel
and the characters are all muddied with a thousand lonely expositions
and a dark wind blows

The government is corrupt
and the audience is on so many drugs
with the television on and the curtains drawn

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We’re trapped in the belly of this horrible plot machine
and the machine is bleeding to death

The sun has fallen down
and the writers are all leering
and the character flags are all dead at the top of their poles

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It went like this:

The plot lines tumbled in on themselves
mothers clutching babies picked through the plot rubble
and pulled out their hair

The story was beautiful on fire
all twisted character development stretching upwards
everything washed in a thin orange haze

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I said: “Kiss me Virgin Imouto Waifu, you’re beautiful –
these are truly the last days”

I grabbed your 1:6 scale hand and we fell into it
like a daydream or a hangover

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We woke up one afternoon and fell a little further down –
for sure it’s the death of plot

I open up my wallet
and it’s full of air

The Story of Tatsuya Marx Part 4 (A Mahouka Tale)

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[The following is the preamble to the well-known Mahouka historical document The Course 2 Student Manifesto. Further excerpts will be released in the coming weeks as this defined an ideology that shaped the nature of politics between magicians and non-magic users for over a century after it was first published.]

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The Story of Jesus Tatsuya Part 3 (A Mahouka Tale)

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It’s time for a bit of Easter filler. So here are some famous lines from the Book of Plot that comprises the universe of The Story of Jesus Tatsuya. There will be more to enjoy next week.

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Tatsuya said to Mari, “I am the resurrection and the life. You who believes in me, believe in Jesus Tatsuya who also believes in you.”

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Praise be to the Plot and Imouto of our Lord Jesus Tatsuya! In her great mercy she has given us new birth into a living hope through the resurrection of Jesus Tatsuya from the story.

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Now if we died with Tatsuya, we believe that we will also live with him. For we know that since Tatsuya was raised from the plot, he cannot die; death no longer has mastery over him. The death he died in the backstory, he died to once for all his emotions; but the life he lives, he lives to Imouto. In the same way, count yourselves dead to filler but alive to the Great Virgin Imouto in Jesus Tatsuya.

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For Fans so loved the world that he gave his one and only Protagonist, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal plot armor.

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If you confess with your mouth that Tatsuya is Protagonist and believe in your heart that Imouto raised him from the dead, you will be saved.

 

The Story of Jesus Tatsuya Part 2 (A Mahouka Tale)

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Now the Blooms gathered their forces for war and assembled at the front gate of the school. They pitched camp in front of the senpais, between Mari and Mayumi. Imouto and the Weeds assembled and camped in near the wallsand drew up their battle line to meet the Blooms. The Blooms occupied one exit and the Weeds another, with the valley between them.

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A champion named Hanzou, who was from Parts Unknown, came out of the Bloom camp. His height was slightly above average for a person his age.He had a bronze helmet of hair on his head and wore a coat of white faux-leather weighing five thousand grams; on his legs he wore white pants, and a dumb emblem on his shoulder. 

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Hanzou stood and shouted to the ranks of Weeddom, “Why do you come out and line up for battle? Am I not a Bloom, and are you not the servants of Imouto’s Onii-san? Choose a man and have him come down to me.If he is able to fight and defeat me, we will let him serve on the Disciplinary Committee; but if I overcome him and defeat him, you will stay our subjects and serve us.”Then the Bloom said, “This day I defy the armies of Jesus Tatsuya! Give me a man and let us fight each other.” On hearing the Bloom’s words, Imouto and all the Weeds were dismayed and terrified.

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For one whole day the Bloom came forward and took his stand.

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Early in the morning Jesus Tatsuya left the flock in the care of his Virgin Imouto, loaded up his CADs and set out. He reached the site of battle as the Student Council was going out to the battle positions, shouting out the lengthy rules of battle. Hanzou and the director were drawing up their vision of how the battle would not pan out. Jesus Tatsuya left his things on the nearby Table, tightened his tie and asked prepared to wreck Hanzou. 

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Then Imouto stood and blushed at Onii-sama in her own special wayJesus Tatsuya tightened the grip on his CAD and stood around, because he was awesome.

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Meanwhile, the Bloom, with his CADin front of him, kept coming closer to Jesus Tatsuya in his mind. He looked Jesus Tatsuya over and saw that he was little more than an Onii-san, glowing with no emotions and handsome, and he despised him.He said to Jesus Tatsuya, “Am I a civilian, that you come at me with your weak skills?” And the Bloom cursed Jesus Tatsuya.“Come here,” he said, “and I’ll give your ass to the kouhaisand the wild weeds!”

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Jesus Tatsuya said to the Bloom, “You come against me with words and more words, but I come against you in the name of the Virgin Imouto, the Goddess of the armies of Brocon female leads, whom you have defied.This day the Plotwill deliver you into my hands, and I’ll strike you down and beat your ass. This very day I will give the carcasses of the Bloom army to the kouhais and the wild weeds, and the whole world will know that there is a Great Virgin Imouto in this school.

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As the Bloom moved closer to attack him, Jesus Tatsuya ran quickly behind him.Reaching into his metaphorical bag of ninja skills and knocking him out like a stone.

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So Jesus Tatsuya triumphed over the Bloom with speedand elite ninja skills; without a weapon in his hand he struck down the Bloom and killed his purpose in the rest of the story.

The Story of Jesus Tatsuya Part 1 (A Mahouka Tale)

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Now when Tatsuya came to the Magic High School in the days of War, behold, there came wise sempais from the Bloom class. Saying where is he is born King of the Weeds? For his Imouto have seen his star in the east, and come to worship him.

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When Hanzou the Vice President had heard these things, he was troubled, and the First Class with him.

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And when he had gathered all the Blooms and characters of the mob together, he demanded of them where the Legend of Tatsuya should be born.

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Then Hanzou, when he had privily called the characters of the mob together, enquired of
them diligently what time the star appeared.

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And he sent them to a ninja dojo, and said, Go and search diligently for the young child; and when ye have found him, bring me word again, that I may come and teach him a lesson also.

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When they had heard the Vice President, they departed; and, lo, the star, which they saw in the east, went before them, till it came and stood over where Tatsuya was doing cool ninja moves.

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And when they were departed, behold, the ninja master appeareth to Imouto in person, saying, Arise, and believe how awesome it is that I can be a ninja in this day and doth thee look great in that school uniform, Also, bring thee word: for Hanzou will seek the Onii-san to destroy him.

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Then was fulfilled that which was spoken by Leonhart the prophet, saying, In class was there a a man, with no emotions, and able to use a keyboard, and register for classes, Erika weeping for her poor classmate, and would not be comforted, because he could not care for himself.

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But when Imouto did decide to have lunch in the room with Tatsuya, Leo was afraid to go thither: notwithstanding, being warned of being wrecked by Blooms in a dream, he turned aside into the mob And he came and dwelt in a place called near the school gates: that it might be fulfilled which a magical battle might almost start.

The 27 Series Winter Anime Recap

The early leader in the Best Girl running.
The early leader in the Best Girl running.

While in the midst of messing around in spreadsheets that are part of The Best Girl Project, I realized that I should probably get around to telling the few of you how I experienced a season in which I dropped just one show and completed 27. Including the “movie” that was also part of the season, it means the Winter 2014 season now has the joint most anime I’ve watched matching the Spring 2011 season. It’s also my lowest rated season with at least 10 shows, so make of that what you will.

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This is Most Definitely A Mistake: The Alternative Spring 2014 Preview

??????????????????????????Here you go people. Apologies to Neregate for being the source of desecrating their charts, but they deserve credit for putting this together.

I Think I’ve Made a Mistake: The Spring 2014 Preview

This is the type of online card battle game I play. Terrible people make the best characters.
This is the type of online card battle game I play. Terrible people make the best characters.

When I talked about my plan to watch as many shows as I felt I could, I failed to take a bunch of things into account. Namely that it is very hard to keep up with 30+ shows at a single time. It’s pretty much cut into the free time I have left so my other hobbies (like suffering heavy defeats playing the latest FIFA games online) are effectively non-existent. I guess that’s why critics are able to do this because that’s their job rather than a hobby.

So with that in mind, I go into this spring season with the caveat that I will watch as many first episodes as I can, but I will continue those shows that I feel I need to keep watching. No boasting about how I’ve dropped a show. No trashing shows I did drop outside of what I did watch. Yes, it’s pretty much a retreat back to how I was before, but I think quitting has a bad reputation. In any case, on with the preview where I think I may end up with more free time this spring than I thought.

Continuing Shows That I Will Watch

2 of the 4 permitted answers for Nisekoi Best Girl. The other 2 have not yet been introduced.
2 of the 4 permitted answers for Nisekoi Best Girl. The other 2 have not yet been introduced.

Nisekoi – it’s pretty much what I’ve expected up to this point. It seems like they’ve really pushed off introducing Marika, which is a definite minus. However, the 20 episode run is an unusual number that I can only really put down to an event happening in June that would impact late night television in Japan. (Yes, I know exactly what that would be.)

Nobunaga the Fool – I have no real idea what is going to happen with each episode. I guess I’m imagining Nobunaga unifying both the East and West stars because the plot dictates it, but how it gets there is a mess.

Sequels/Spinoffs That I Will Watch

Just a reminder. Best Girl.
Just a reminder. Best Girl.

Date A Live – It’s harem trash that I can’t help but continue watching. The recent OVA featuring Best Girl Origami reminded me of why I kept coming back to the show. There’s an awareness of how silly it contrives itself to be. That works well enough for me.

Sequels/Spinoffs of Shows That I Dropped or Did Not Watch and Will Therefore Not Be Watching with No Explanation Why

The collaboration of the year.
The collaboration of the year.

Broken Blade
Cardfight!! Vanguard: Legion Mate-Hen
Dragon Ball Kai: Majin Buu-hen
Fairy Tail
JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders
Keroro
Kindaichi Shounen no Jikenbo R
Kiniro no Corda: Blue♪Sky
Lady Jewelpet
Love Live! School Idol Project Second Season
Mushishi: Zoku-Shou
Pretty Rhythm All Star Selection
Puchimas!! Petit Petiti Idolm@ster
Soul Eater Not!

Children’s Shows I Would Not Watch

Disk Wars: Avengers
Dragon Collection
Hero Bank
KutsuDaru
Monster Retsuden Oreca Battle
Nandaka Velonica
Tenkai Knights
Wasimo
Yu-Gi-Oh! Arc-V

The Rest of the Pool

Abarenbou Kishi!! Matsutarou – The first of the sports shows this season is about sumo. I’m not really optimistic about this one because it doesn’t seem different from the average sports show.

Atelier Escha & Logy: Alchemists of the Dusk Sky – Another game adaptation which is set in a slowly ending world where people use alchemy. The more this show goes away from the game dynamics, the better it will be. I just remember trying to play a game with Atelier in the title and just struggling to figure out what the hell was going on. Maybe I’m too dense to play Atelier games.

Baby Steps – I don’t think they protagonist in this show is going to cause a mass extinction via tennis, so that’s a plus. On the downside, there’s little entertainment value in this sports show that plays as a straight romance.

Black Bullet – This looks so stupid. It’s another one of these kids get superpowers in a post-apocalyptic world which would only exist in anime. I can’t see past the first episode without banging my head on a table.

Blade and Soul – I don’t know much about this one to be honest. A straight up story of people playing in an MMORPG seems pretty boring to me, but Log Horizon has done pretty well in that regard. Maybe this is just more of the same.

Bokura wa Minna Kawaisou – This looks like a straight romance series with a protagonist who has to deal with the terrible neighbors that he has. Getting MC-kun hooked up with Sempai-sempai will hopefully prove to be interesting.

Brynhildr in the Darkness – Another show where a guy matches up with a girl who has magical powers. Anyone watching Buddy Complex from this season will relate to the fact that I expect the main character to go into traumatic flashbacks when he has to deal with the new main girl who looks like the girl who died when he was a child.

Captain Earth – This has mecha invaders from Uranus. That seems scientifically improbable. As is the probability I have patience for this show past episode 1.

Devil’s Riddle – Reading the description on this, it would seem like it’s a normal shoujo romance type show where a girl falls in love with the boy she is supposed to go after. But wait…there are a bunch of female assassins after the main guy. Put this one in the category of High Concept Harem Variant.

This is the very first panel from the Dragonar manga. It's downhill from here.
This is the very first panel from the Dragonar manga. It’s downhill from here.

Dragonar Academy – This is going to be an appalling mess of a show. Think Zero no Tsukaima with a plot that makes no sense and amps up the fanservice even more. The main character gets a young girl as a dragon and I’m guessing that means she has something against clothes. The best this can hope for is to be better than Dragon Crisis.

Fuuun Ishin Dai Shogun – This is just about the dumbest looking revisionist history idea I’ve ever seen in anime. Will I watch it hoping it’s as bad as it seems? You know I most definitely will.

Haikyuu!! – A shounen sports show with high school students playing volleyball in a long game of revenge, this looks pretty unrealistic. The main character is too short to really succeed at even the high school level, so they will make him jump unrealistically high to make him seem normal. Kurobas is much more realistic than this.

Hitsugi no Chaika – The main character is a retired soldier at the age of 20. Since he seems to be uninjured, it feels hard to sympathize with a character who then comes across a girl with a coffin…who happens to have magical powers. This seems to be a theme this season.

Inugami-san and Nekoyama-san – This show seems to be about yuri shipping based on the names of the two characters. You see, Inugami likes cats when she should like dogs and Nekoyama likes dogs when she should like cats. Oh how original…

Irregular at Magic High School – This is from the top selling light novel series about a world of magic users and how unjust it is towards the protagonist. That’s okay because he’s really great at what really matters, though it can’t be measured so he is seen as a lowly ‘weed’, whereas his brocon sister is top of her class. It’s Self-Insert Wish-Fulfillment at its highest level.

Is the Order a Rabbit? – So a regular cafe show where cute girls just do cute things based on their names. I can’t see much coming out of this honestly.

Kanojo ga Flag wo Oraretara – Having read the manga for this, prepare to be amazed when this show completely loses direction. So it goes from a fun high concept show about a guy who can literally see the flags that he is tripping to a grand conspiracy.

daimidalerc01aKenzen Robo Daimidaler – Quite possibly the classiest mecha show that will ever be made. I read the first chapter of the manga which had an enemy mecha with it’s main cannon placed between its legs. The protagonist was also thoroughly unlikable to make some of the jokes work. Ultimately, I think this may end up in the pile of Misogynistic Power Fantasies with Mecha.

Knights of Sidonia – I briefly remember watching a trailer for this months ago and coming away not impressed. It was like they looked at Arpeggio and decided that they needed to have the CG characters look even less lifelike. It was also very pretentious, even by the standards of an advance trailer. I just hope the space battle set pieces look as good as possible.

Magical Girl Wars – I guess this is a show where magical girls battle each other drawn from character designs from Pixiv. Doesn’t this inherently mean that the one from Tokyo will win in the end?

Majin Bone – Some mecha show from Toei. That’s as much as I know.

Mangaka-san to Assistant-san to – This is a 4-koma adaptation with a perverted mangaka and the female assistant(s) who put up with his antics. It’s as hilarious as that sounds.

Mekaku City Actors – This is one of the NEET focused shows this season. This one is about a boy who is forced to go outside thanks to a character in an online game. I’d say this is probably the least objectionable of these shows this season.

ngnlc04aNo Game, No Life – Another one of the NEET shows, but this time it’s about a pair of siblings who go to another world which plays out much like Problem Children. Clans play games with outcomes that are absolute. It’s a shame the pair are thoroughly unlikable since I stopped caring about them quickly in the manga adaptation.

Normal High School Girls Tried Being Local Idols – Oh look, another idol show. I guess this just has to surpass Wake Up Girls in budget to really succeed with fans of the genre. As far as plot, I think it appeals to the same audience who hates the Tokyo-based idol factories.

One Week Friends. – This basically appears to be 50 First Dates only with the time period being a week and the location being a Japanese high school. The larger question of how a character with a memory that resets is able to attend school will likely remain an extremely open question.

Ping Pong THE ANIMATION – Tatsunoko is involved in Wake Up Girls, which has me under the belief that this will look exceptionally poor. With Yuasa directing it, that shouldn’t be too much of a hindrance. The thing that I think will get in the way is that the characters will not be interesting enough.

Ryuugajou Nanana’s Buried Treasure – This would be the NEET series about the poor student who moves into an apartment that is haunted by the ghost of an attractive girl who was a NEET. I get the feeling that this will be very much like Dusk Maiden or whatever that show was called with the ghost. It’s almost the same plot.

Sadon Desu – Very much another one of those shows about a club that does nothing. I hope the tea ceremony club will be as entertaining as D-Frag this season. I doubt it because I think only one good show of this type is allowed per year.

selector infected WIXOSS – Turns out this is a J.C. Staff original. I guess this is about some girls being sucked into a game because they have weaknesses. It’s like they are hoping to channel the spirit of Madoka into something that isn’t as dark but still commercially viable. Good luck with that.

Tricks of the Gods – Oh look, an otome game adaptation. I hope that this actually isn’t completely dependent on tropes within the genre and abuses its audience like every other adaptation from the audience. I’m hoping for a bit too much in this case, but it frustrates me that it’s assumed that otome game players are also masochists.

The World is Still Beautiful – And finally, we have the show about a girl named Nike. That’s just so much potential gold that can come from ignoring how that is actually pronounced. So I can pretend this is a show about how the world of athletics is beautiful in the state of Oregon because they have so much money from our heroine. Then completely ignore that it’s a love story set in a fantasy world.

So that is that for the season preview for this season. I would definitely be interested in knowing how wrong I am about the new shows in the coming season. I will also try to watch any shows that are recommended by you, my loyal reader…readers(?). I will also be attempting to compete in the newest edition of the MAL Fantasy Anime League. I take pride in failure since I have no idea how to compete to win. So maybe someone out there can point the way. When I go ahead and post my team, I will pose a Cart Driver-esque challenge that will apply to the summer.

For those who care about the “regular” chart I use. That will be up shortly.