With a certain competitive popularity contest coming up, why not choose now to launch a new series. So I came up with the rather uncreative name of Endings Without Context. It’s where I react to watching the last episode of a series without having watched any of the episodes prior to it. The first one to kick off this series is No. 6 suggested by (Dan), a show that aired in the Noitamina block last summer, when I was taking the season off from anything. Given the quality of Noitamina over the last 18 months, this will surely be terribad material.
The opening minute seemed like standard final episode setup prior to the standard exposition from the final boss. Then came the wasps. Knowing nothing about this show, seeing wasps doing in hundreds of people in a crowd came as a bit of a shock. Being the terribad veteran that I am, I knew I was in for some comedy gold.
- Giant Golden Wasp Tornadoes
- Questionable Battlefield Surgery
- Death Rainbows filling up the sky
- The best example of parenting coming from a dog
- Singing cures all injuries
- A public address given to a bunch of dead bodies
This is pretty standard stuff from what I subject myself to every week, though I haven’t written about it much here. So what actually worked from this episode? I thought the OP was decent, and that’s probably it.
But let’s get to the real important question, how much of the plot did I understand from watching that episode? Here’s my own probably incorrect version of what happened:
There’s some complex named after the title that’s evil. The two guys breaking in to stop the computer running everything were stopped by Shion’s childhood friend. There’s two other people who helped them get to that point who were being shot at. Plus there was at least another character who was thought dead who came back to help them at the end.
Once again, that’s almost certainly inaccurate. Then again, Inushinde says that ending makes even less sense with context.
So the scoring method which may change as these posts progress:
Character Development: C- I got some development out of a relationship between Shion and Nezumi, but it wasn’t enough to make me care about either.
Plot Comprehension: D The plot was basically told to me by characters on screen. It works for someone who doesn’t really care about the existing plot, but it’s just annoying as hell.
Unintentional Comedy: B+ Giant Golden Wasp Tornadoes
Deus Ex Machina: Yes Fatal bullet wounds are magically healed by song.
Sequel Potential: Improbable The protracted ending I thought would never end felt like the world was going to be rebuilt and everyone would be happy.
I mean c’mon if you’re going to rate character development at least rate it so that at least one show can get more than a B-, because if No. 6 gets a C- I doubt anything will get much better. I mean, characterization was its (might I add, only) strong point!
P.S. That said, if some show actually gets an A, it probably sucks, because developing your character in the final episode is not really a good idea
Actually I felt No. 6 was developing characters in the final episode, which is why it got that grade on it.
B( now watch every single noitamina ending ever
This post series is amazing. Keep it up. This was hilarious to read.
I’m a little worried that it will run out of steam quickly. Then again, there’s still plenty I haven’t seen.
My god, this is genius.
Thanks, though I am a little curious how you and your co-blogger commented within 60 seconds of each other.
He who controls the power of magical wasp tornadoes controls the world.
That should be the official tagline for this series.
Nice idea. I can only imagine someone trying this with Neon Genesis Evangelion…or not!
Yeah, that would be interesting. It might be worth taking up with someone else. I do, fortunately have a few Gainax series I haven’t seen so there’s potential.
A “Gainax Ending” completely out of context? Mindboggling. I hope its in your future.
Ha, you made me laugh. Even though I’m a fan of the series, I was amused rather than offended. Keep it up, this is going to be fun.
Have to keep things fresh, I can’t just stick to pure episodic posts can I?